Godai Yuhsaku (godai) wrote,
Godai Yuhsaku

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iambliss is wrote some poetry piece about the major arcana. So my first response is a funny Haiku.

She suggested a cynical haiku Major Arcana series.

So I figured why not.

Here it is. Some are funny. Some stand alone. Others relate. Enjoy.

Oh and comments are welcome, as some are weak. And of course. One IS Strength.

0 Fool
The fool looks at you,
With tricks of my trade, the fool
is most likely you.

1 Magician
Magus is what I be,
But with all of my magic,
I'm still just a card.

2. High Priestess
Bow before me you,
Kiss my feet and worship me
for I am divine.

3. Empress
Pay no attention,
you must worship me, not her,
for I am better

4. Emperor
Oh lord not again,
there they go bickering more
Can't they just shut up.

5. Hierophant
It is the Lords way,
for them to bicker so, Lets
hit the sacred wine.

6. Lovers
Lost for all to see
In each others arms they seek
a private momment.

7. Chariot
The wheels rock gently,
the windows covered from sight,
as the lovers hide.

8. Justice
Standing tall he knocks,
the chariot gives a shake,
"Move along home, you."

9. Hermit
The Hermit stands still,
with but one thought in his head
Bugger Off you sod.

10 Wheel of Fortune
Round he spins then stops,
Giving and taking it all,
while missing Vanna

11 Strength
Move mountains I can,
perform feats like none other,
unless its in bed.

12 Hanged Man
The sky is my ground,
for all of eternity,

13. Death
Not an end or start,
just bones with a scythe am I,
yet you fear me still.

14. Temperance
Modesty in form,
restraint in all that I do,
I'm such a real bore.

15. Devil
If you are a bore,
I can give you more, I score
and you cum with me.

16. Tower
Oh my you Devil,
I do so fear your Tower
But I will still try.

17. Star
Up into the sky,
She flew lifted by his might,
up high she remained.

18. Moon

The moon blinding white
for all to see, it chuckles
and pulls up its pants.

19. Sun
The sun burning bright,
Looks down upon the small hill,
Fry you little ants.

20. Judgement
The balance rests in you,
by all the things you can do,
and all that you don't.

21. World
All that we can see,
and all that we don't, is yours,
so let me rock it.

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