had not heard of the ancient chinese secret found i fortune cookies.
That you can add "... in bed" to almost any fortune and have it make sense.
For your enjoyment here are some of the really funny ones i keep in my wallet.
"Good to begin well,
better to end well. "
"All your hard work will soon pay off."
"You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature."
""Haste does not bring success."
"You maintain a sense of balance
in the midst of great success."
"You are smart for you do things smartly"
Now this one is a little harder but if you think about it, it still works. :)
"What's hidden in an empty box?"
All of theese are actual fortunes in my possession heh :)