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July 6th, 2001

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02:37 am - Mystic powers of the orient
Seams that caster13
had not heard of the ancient chinese secret found i fortune cookies.

That you can add "... in bed" to almost any fortune and have it make sense.

For your enjoyment here are some of the really funny ones i keep in my wallet.

"Good to begin well,
better to end well. "

"All your hard work will soon pay off."

"You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature."

""Haste does not bring success."

"You maintain a sense of balance
in the midst of great success."

"You are smart for you do things smartly"

Now this one is a little harder but if you think about it, it still works. :)

"What's hidden in an empty box?"

heh :)

All of theese are actual fortunes in my possession heh :)
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Date:July 6th, 2001 04:34 am (UTC)

Don't tell me you keep the "good" fortunes in your wallet


*flings wallet in backpack*
*little fortunes flutter to the floor*

you didn't see that
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Date:July 6th, 2001 08:10 am (UTC)
"everyone has ambitions" ^_^
Date:July 6th, 2001 06:36 pm (UTC)
Everyone has ambitions.. Dave carries fortunes in has wallet. ;)

I can not wait till Saturday!! Dave I really hope you reconsider your "snatch the artifact plan" You would make a much better freind, than enemy.
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Date:December 14th, 2001 02:58 am (UTC)

or add

... in bed with a sheep

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