Hello, I'm Giles. Terribly pleased to meet you.
Well, I must say, I'm delighted to be spending an evening away from my books having a good time with you.
Oh, I'm Willow. Hi! I'm a bit nervous - last time I tried internet dating it turned out to be with a big ol'demon with horns.
I'm not making the same mistake twice. You're not a big scary bunch of evil... are you? Did I mention the horns?