September 26th, 2001
|12:25 pm - Not for the faint of heart.|
But yes for you Azz :)
Well i got curious about Bukkake. Thoose who know what it is are running out the door now.
It's an adult form of entertainment.
It was mentioned in Sexy Losers .
Not the newest comic but the one before.
Friend asked me what Bukkake was as it is needed to get the joke.
I simply said its sort of an orgy. i wasn't 100% sure so today i took a look
Be forwarned that the stuff in the lj-cut is probably offensive and is not by me but from a post i found on google.
But it explains Bukkake.
By now, all devotees of adult entertainment must be familiar with the new sub-genre known simply as "Bukkake". I will not go into an historical/linguistic analysis of the term, but I will attempt to offer a sketch of the genre and ruminate a bit on some of the potential sociological implications of what I see as a significant advance in human behavior.
The original Japanese films portrayed a highly ritualized sex show where a demure young lass, usually in school girl or corporate uniform kneels in the center of a small room. There is usually some visual prop to emphasize her as the center of attention - velvet ropes hung from brass pedestals forming a fence around her, two or three rows of "security guards" who serve to control access to her.
The girl waits patiently, little or no emotion showing on her face as one by one, men who have been masturbating just off camera approach and ejaculate into her face.
Often there will be as many as 75 or 80 men. Sometimes the girl briefly fellates the man of the moment, sometimes not. There is usually no significant sound track ( ie.music or dialogue ) other than a few appreciative grunts and groans from the gents.
Although I find some Japanese women quite attractive, the Japanese bukkake films I've viewed leave me cold, kinda like watching an IBM documentary on their latest mainframe operating system.
Not to worry though, with characteristic Yanqui ingenuity and resolve, the U.S.porn industry has spotted a good idea, and improved it. The U.S. versions are considerably livelier, almost a party atmosphere. Some of the girls really get into the action, after all they are doing the best thing possible for their complexions -the natural vitamins and proteins in cum have long been known to help condition skin.
I'm really enthusiastic about the direction of the U.S. versions, a few of the latest films I've seen have been quite hot, and I think bukkake also has some promise as a general, amateur activity. Talk about a natural fund raiser - how many times have you been driving around and seen a church group or civic club selling car washes ? Now, who the hell wants to wash their car ? I let mine sit in the rain - works just fine.
But suppose you drove past a fire department and saw a large hand-lettered sign that read "Bukkake 5$" . You park, and walk into the station, ( which has been emptied of fire trucks for this occasion ), and lo and behold, a gorgeous brunette Demi Moore look alike is kneeling on a pillow in the center of the garage. Men mill around, drinking draft Heineken from a freshly tapped keg, bullshitting, and stroking their meat. One by one, as the need arises, they drift on over to Demi and shoot their load.
Her hair is streaked with strands of cum, cum hangs from her chin and occasionally falls to her bare breasts - she is grinning like a she-devil - a good time is had by all. Shit, you would donate 5 bucks and join the party, right ?
Bukkake is also a natural initiation rite in a least two ways. First, sororities at some of our rowdier campuses could require that all new members undergo a bukkake.
The beautiful debutante would kneel in the center of a large room in the sorority house while several invited fraternity houses mill around, swilling beer, and, uh, rising to the occasion. The debutante would have to fellate the three largest guys, the rest would have to service themselves. At the crucial moment guys move right next to or in front of the cutie and shoot their load. The whole party would be recorded on video for both the sorority archives and the debutantes scrapbook. ( Interesting item for her future ex-husband don't you think ?)
Football games ( pro and college ) could be made infinitely more interesting if a simple rule was adopted: the losing quarterback=s wife or girlfriend must perform a bukkake for the players and staff of the victorious team. This would take place immediately after the game and be televised live - wow - talk about ratings !
Anyone stuck in Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport would appreciate this scheme: Shitcan 1 large giftshop on each concourse and make it into a bukkake room. Hookers from Greater Atlanta, dressed in cute stewardess outfits would staff each room. Christ, guys would be praying for flight delays.
My final suggestion: For all you guys who have stood in line for 3 or 4 hours at the local Division of Motor Vehicles office waiting for the privilege of paying 20 or 30 bucks for a plastic decal which certifies that you have, uh, spent 20 or 30 bucks, how would you like the cutest female employee at the office to be forced into bukkake for the waiting gents ?
Think the shits would speed up service ? ( Probably not, I can see the end of shift scene now as one female employee consoles another : "Lawdy lawdy Shoneeka , dey sure cum all OVAH you dis afternoon !" ).
Cheerio, George Kranz
Current Mood: shocked
|Date:||September 26th, 2001 09:43 am (UTC)|| |
As my dear daughter put it: Sir, I'd like to buy a vowel. And that vowel is
|Date:||September 26th, 2001 12:32 pm (UTC)|| |
Yay, horizontal scrolling, thanks a bunch. :p
Congratulations, you just successfully killed most of my desire to write M/F.
Blech, I say, blech!
|Date:||September 26th, 2001 10:40 am (UTC)|| |
This wouldn't be M/F.
this would be more like
True. But writing M/F still doesn't sound as appealing as it did, what, half an hour ago.
And for good meassure: Eewww!
|Date:||September 26th, 2001 10:51 am (UTC)|| |
Well i will agree with the EWWWWW. part :)
You better. Or I'd be very, very worried about your mental health.
It's odd to wake up and realize one day that writing M/F is very squicky to you....
Don't want to hear! Don't want to hear!
Let me have my fun while I can, eh?
I think we could have used a little bit of snip on that explanation, David. For example, everything after the bit about this actually being good for the skin. That could have been lost without much problem.
Heh, glad (or am I?) that the Library Monkey guys did not discover bukkake while I was still hanging out with them... I just know that some of them would have wanted to try this as a party game...
Glah. I'm almost certain that this would have had to have been invented by a guy....
|Date:||September 26th, 2001 06:08 pm (UTC)|| |
Stileproject.com has had TONS of BUkkake fils, I love the ones where they drink it out of shoes. :)
Or the big stein. God bless it all.
|Date:||September 26th, 2001 10:02 pm (UTC)|| |
Or you are blind and everyone else is quiet.
or the fapping sounds somehow all overlap.
heh the sonic properties of fap. hehe