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October 1st, 2001

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07:57 pm - Proof that emodes is a Super Piece of.....
Think fast! Your hidden superpower is SUPER SPEED! Some people might think you have a talent for impatience, but we like to call it efficiency. You approach all things with a need for speed. Whether it's running a race, eating lunch, or writing a report, you finish the task in no time flat. This quality is a huge asset in today's hotwired workplace, where there's never enough time to do anything. With a little bit of practice, you'll soon be zipping about the office, zooming between social engagements, and devouring books at an alarming rate. Your friends and coworkers won't be able to keep up. If you use your powers wisely, you'll be the model of well-balanced productivity. But don't forget: Ultra-speedy superheroes have to take good care of their bodies. Be sure to eat right, get plenty of sleep and stretch regularly. Are you ready? Invest in some quality shoes and hop to it. You'll be flying through your day in no time.

Yeah right. me with super speed.

The logistics would be mind boggling.

As i've been doing the titles are the link to the test.

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Date:October 5th, 2001 09:36 am (UTC)

Uhh...forgot the police chase, I see...

Godai, I have never seen another human being run as fast as you did, oh so many nights ago. You were fifty feet away before Letharius, Kurtis C, and myself even recognized that the approaching vehicle was a police car. And the fact that you were holding an open can of Pepsi at the time without spilling a drop was even more impressive.

Yes, Godai was once on the run from the boys in blue, and his speed was inhuman. I personally attribute it to the massive fear of being caught and his mother finding out, but that's just my theory.

It was beautiful, it was as if all that extra mass of Godai's was converted into pure and holy speed, transforming Godai into the god Mercury himself.

It's a damn shame you mentally blocked out portions of that night. You hitting those fences, flipping over, and keeping your frantic stride was just as impressive as well.

I sometimes wish I had selective memory. I had Letharius's arse in my face for an hour or so under a pine tree while 6 or 7 cops stood just a few feet away.

Ah....sweet memories.....

Hell, we were making jokes for years that if we could get the cops to chase you more often we could get you to break Olympic records.

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