Godai Yuhsaku (godai) wrote,
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Sex Survey (Oh yes this will be a boring one.

To preserve the innocent...


Sex Quiz
1. Had sex in three or more positions in one session? no
2. Had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? yes
3. Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating,etc)? no
4. Been so loud having sex that people complained? no
5. Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? Not sure.
6. Brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands? no
7. Had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt)? no
8. Had sex while both standing up? no
9. Performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)? no
10. Performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)? yes
11. Received oral sex from a man? no
12. Received oral sex from a woman? yes
13. Used position number 69? no
14. Intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)? no
15. Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control? yes ( Was stupid but lucked out)
16. Had sex during menstruation? no
17. Used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, for sexual purposes? no
18. Used ice for sexual purposes? no
19. Completely shaved off your pubichair? no
20. Purchased a sex toy? yes
21. Inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you? no
22. Licked someone's anus? no
23. Performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)? no
24. Received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)? no
25. Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you? no
26. Been involved in use of a cock-ring? no
27. Been involved in use of a strap-on? no
28. Participated in fist-fucking? no
29. Contracted a venereal disease or STD? no
30. Given a sympathy fuck? no
31. Forced or coerced someone having sex with you? no
32. Had sex with a virgin? don't think so.
33. Paid for sex with a prostitute? no
34. Been involved in adultery? no
35. Had sex with your boss or teacher? no
36. Had sex with someone the same day you met them? yes (first time i met them in rl.)
37. Had sex with someone whose name you did not know? no
38. Been openly homosexual or bisexual? In the real world: No.
39. Had more than 10 sex partners? nope
40. Been in a threesome? nope
41. Engaged in group sex (more than three people)? nope
42. Had sex in a public place? nope
43. Had sex in a car (moving or stationary)? nope
44. Become a member of the mile high club? no
45. Had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)? no
46. Been walked in on while having sex? no
47. Had sex while you knew someone else was watching? no
48. Engaged in bondage? no
49. Engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)? no
50. Have body piercings to enhance sexual pleasure? heck no

See told ya it was boring
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