|03:59 pm - Are you gay/straight/bi/asexual test|
We think you are Straight
and we are 98.33% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.
But hey, I gave it a shot. What do you want me to do, anyhow?