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April 29th, 2002


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10:23 am - Crazy Laws from Ohio
Ohio
Berea: Any animal that is out after dark must have a tail light.
Cleveland: Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Cleveland: Operating a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap is forbidden.
Oxford: Illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Paulding: A policeperson may bite a dog to quiet him.
Portsmouth: The law ranks baseball players with "vagrants, thieves and other suspicious characters."
Youngstown: Running out of gas is illegal.
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From:guardianknight
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:00 am (UTC)
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if i ever leave cali im gonna move to ohio...
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From:godai
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:04 am (UTC)
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You know what is entirely hilarious about that statement.

I'm pretty sure that if I ever leave Ohio, i'm gonna move to Cali.

lol
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From:guardianknight
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:07 am (UTC)

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I doubt ill ever leave Cali though...^_^
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From:godai
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:09 am (UTC)
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Heh I don't think i could say the same about Ohio though.
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From:guardianknight
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:25 am (UTC)

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lol
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From:scixual
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:29 am (UTC)
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*is noticing*
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From:godai
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:31 am (UTC)
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Yeah I had hinted at the possibility. but its still a while before that possible event occurs.

If it does happen it will probably be around the time of Keencon 3. heh
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From:scixual
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:36 am (UTC)

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No rush.
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From:godai
Date:April 29th, 2002 10:24 am (UTC)
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Obviously not. heh.

I'm at least holding off on any major life decisions until august when i should be out of debt, in a better apartment, and had a wonderful vacation out there. :)
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From:quoting_mungo
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:29 am (UTC)
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Youngstown: Running out of gas is illegal.

I know why. *g* It's an act to prevent teenage pregnancies.


-Alexandra
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From:godai
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:34 am (UTC)
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Lol.

Could you imagine what an undercover sting operation would be like in that case?

guy says to girl after using the line "*urk* I hope thats a gun in your pocket."


There's probably a decent joke there heh.
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From:quoting_mungo
Date:April 29th, 2002 10:05 am (UTC)
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*blink* Now you confused me...


-Alexandra
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From:godai
Date:April 29th, 2002 10:25 am (UTC)
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There is the old line.

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
banana has been replaced by flashlight, nightstick, etc.

i choose gun which is a bad one to use.


Ok so I goofed the joke up. :)
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From:quoting_mungo
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:46 pm (UTC)
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*idly wonders which the girl rather be shot with*


-Alexandra
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From:maatling
Date:April 30th, 2002 12:11 am (UTC)
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It's actually illegal to run out of gas in Cali too... I've gottan a ticket before. It's considered driving one's car when it is in an unsafe condition.

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